The Grand Canyon!



It's quite grand. Sam felt the call of nature.
We also saw a lady poppin a squat. I guess something this big plays
 havoc with peoples bladders.

Sandy









Yesterday we went to White Sands, in New Mexico. They test missiles there and it's amazing. Feels like the end of the world,
take a wrong turn and say goodnight.
So bright you can hardly open your eyes.
Off to the Grand Canyon today.

Road Road Road and more Road.







So we nearly ran out of gas today, Sam wanted to hitch, i did not. We're still in New Mexico.
We'll be hitting Route 66 in the morning.
I've eaten two WalMart subs today and now regret it.
I also saw a mother smoking in a gas station today yelling at her son to "get the fuck back in the car", i tried to tell him to run.

White line horizon fever (click image to enlarge)









So we went to New Orleans. Don't remember much, Sam got his first lap dance, and we ended up trashing our hotel room, in true southern style.
After that we drove to Texas, yeah it's big. Today we mashed it and drove across the whole state. 11 hours, by the end we had white line fever, and went into a crazy
state of sound over speech.
So now we're in New Mexico, we both just ate deep fried avocado, and i can't fell my arm. That's not good right?
TEXAS


IS BIG!



This was a fun day.

Back in December i was lucky enough to be in the new Lavalier film clip in New York.
Fun Fun Fun times.

Heading West












Alright today we awoke early to yet again an all American carb loaded breakfast. We stole yogurt bananas and apples and hit the road. Got to Savannah Georgia, got out walked around,  saw where Forest Gump sat at the bus stop and got the hell out of there. What followed was around 5 hours of worried silence, only because we were in the middle of NOWHERE!!!!  When the petrol is running low and the only thing you see is boarded up houses things start to get very real.
So eventually we found my favorite American virus....Walmart, and had a chicken tender dinner. The girl at the counter thought our accents were "sexy" and we hit the road. 
Alabama, heard songs about the place but it really needs to be seen to be believed.
New Orleans in our sights tomorrow.
Watch out Bourbon Street.

Going Deeeeeeeper South















So today we smashed it. 10 hours on the road after a all American breakfast of waffles, muffins, and all the carbs we could handle.
We drove through places i've only seen in movies, yet this was real.
For the first time in my life i saw wild dear, i thought they were statues.
Also i had the chance to go into my first WalMart, a very surreal experience, yet i picked up 12 rolls of film for 15 dollars. Amazing.
Now i'm sitting here in my motel watching Forest Gump looking forward to getting to Alabama. Ev ery day i see things i've only dreamt about.
Don't think i really understood America till this road trip.
Oh and also i ate a sub sandwich bigger than my head, it was great.